# I think we dream so we don`t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other`s dreams, we can play together all night. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
# True luv is eternal… Cherish the luv when u’ve got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it [...]
म: मिस! हजुरलाई म
कस्तो लाग्छु ?
मिस : एकदम राम्रो ।।
म: त्यसो भए आज मेरो बुवा र मम्मीलाई
हजुरको घर पठाइदिउ?
…मिस : किन?
म: हामी दुई
जना को कुरा अगाडी बढाउनको लागि।
मिस : के बक्वास हो यो?
म: हरे ! टिउसन को कुरा अगाडि बढाउन
को लागि!! हजुर पनि सिरियल
हेर्दा हेर्दा पगाल भयी सक्नु भयेछ ।
Boy&Girl in hotel
Boy:I LOVE U
Girl:i dn’t love u
Boy:think again?
Girl:no
Boy:waiter,Bring seprate bills
Girl:I LOVE YOU..
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Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
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श्रीमती : तपाई त बिहे भएपछि धेरै बदलिनु भको छ ।
मुन्द्रे : मईले पहिले पनि भनेको थिएँ त मलाई बिहे भएको महिलाप्रति कुनै चासो छैन भनेर ।
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
श्रीमान श्रीमतीको झगडा भएछ
श्रीमान:फोनबाट, आज बेलुका खाना के छ
श्रीमती: बिष
श्रीमान:त्यसो भए तिमि खाएर सुत्नु म बाहिरै खाएर आउछु
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders [...]
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top [...]
श्रीमति : हिजो तपाईं धेरै पिउनु भएर ढल तिर लड्नु भएको थियो, यसरी पनि पिउनु हुन्छ ?
श्रीमान : के गर्नु सबै गलत संगतको असर हो, ४ जना साथी १ बोटल रक्सी, ३नै जना बेवकुफहरु रक्सी नखाने परे त्यसैले धेर भयो ।
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