When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders [...]
Jokes
Honey, I love you too!!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top [...]
३नै जना बेवकुफहरु
श्रीमति : हिजो तपाईं धेरै पिउनु भएर ढल तिर लड्नु भएको थियो, यसरी पनि पिउनु हुन्छ ?
श्रीमान : के गर्नु सबै गलत संगतको असर हो, ४ जना साथी १ बोटल रक्सी, ३नै जना बेवकुफहरु रक्सी नखाने परे त्यसैले धेर भयो ।
I will also die
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness
के देख्यौ
कक्षमा सरले सितालाई भनेछन्-
शिक्षक : आँखा बन्द गरेर भन केहि देख्छौ ?
मिना : देखेँ सर!
शिक्षक : के देखेउ ?
मिना : अँध्यारो देखेँ सर ।
