# True luv is eternal… Cherish the luv when u’ve got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don’t let luv be only a memory in U.

# So many ways to say ‘I Love You’, but not enough words in the world to say how much I Love U.

# To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.

# Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.

# Have a cigar daily – U’ill die 10 yrs early.
Have drinks daily – U’ll die 30 yrs early.
Luv someone truly – U’ll die daily.

# On Valentine’s Day, I’m thinking about the special ways u have made my life better. The little things, the not-so-little things.. Ur kindness, the way U always listen & pay attention to me. U make my world brighter n richer. U’re a gift to me, & I thank U for being U.

# Don’t say we aren’t right for each other. The way I see it, we’re not right for anybody else. Be My Valentine!

# Life is 4 livin- I live mine 4 u,
Loves’s 4 givin- I give mine 2 u
Dreams r 4 dreamin- I dream of u
Hearts r 4 beatin- Mine beats 4 u.

# It’s hard to find someone whom u truly love, much less to find someone who loves u as much. When the chance comes, don’t ever let go.

# The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight I see the path of our love shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have sumone like U! Luv You!

# Dreaming of u makes my night worthwhile, thinking of u just makes me smile, being with u is the best thing ever & loving u is what I’ll do forever.

# I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
Coz I’m so lucky, do u know how?
Coz God luvs me. Do u know how?
Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
It’s U my love.

# To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching… is the miracle called Love.

# People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It’s so special a feeling that it doesn’t require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

# I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!

# Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don’t get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.

# If you were my valentine
I’d search the endless skies
to find the perfect starlight
that would compliment your eyes
and keep it in a wishing well
created just for you
and filled with my desires
to make all your dreams come true.

# What do you give a lady so sweet who makes my existence so complete? Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose? Perhaps some very heartfelt pros? A store-bought card with another’s word? Anything that’s purchased seems absurd. I would give you the World if it were mine, For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.

# I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever. Happy Valentine day!

# I’ve notice that being with you, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter, and life is so much sweeter. Luv U.

# A bell is not a bell until someone rings it, a song is not a song until someone sings it. Luv wasn’t put in the heart to stay, for luv isn’t luve ’til you give it away.

# Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

# Everyone says you only fall in love once but that’s wrong, everytime I see your smile I fall in love all over again. Luv You!

# I miss u when something really gud happens, coz u’re the one I want to share it with. I miss u when something is troubling me, coz u’re the only one who understands me. I miss u when I laugh and cry, coz I know that u’re the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.

# When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

# Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.

# Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion.

# Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion. I Luv U!

# No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to know that I LUV U my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day!

# Brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours and 365 days right from birth until you fall in love.

# Santa: I made a big mistake when I told d doctor dat I m a tailor.
Banta: Y? Wat happened?
Santa: After d operation he told me 2 put stitches on my cut.

# Most men tie the watch in their left hand.
And woman tie the watch in the right hand.
Do u know y?
To see time.

# Life without U is impossible. U r in my breath and blood. I can`t spend a sec without you. If u left me, I`ll die. Ooye hello, I`m talking abt Oxygen.

# Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is a NON SENSE.

# Difference of Approach:
Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

# BF: I like your `teeth`.
GF: Oh really, why?
BF: Because yellow is my favorite color.
Moral: Love is blind.

# The value of life increases only after death. For example, a live chicken costs Rs 90 and Chicken Tandoori Rs 280.

# If Bill Gate`s mother gets bored. What will he call her?
Take a guess ???
Mother Board.

# A man speaks 25k words daily & woman 30k. But the problem starts when husband comes from work after finishing his 25k words & then wife starts her 30k.

Boy:I LOVE U

Girl:i dn’t love u

Boy:think again?
Girl:no

Boy:waiter,Bring seprate bills
Girl:I LOVE YOU..

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श्रीमती : तपाई त बिहे भएपछि धेरै बदलिनु भको छ ।

मुन्द्रे : मईले पहिले पनि भनेको थिएँ त मलाई बिहे भएको महिलाप्रति  कुनै चासो छैन भनेर ।

The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”

श्रीमान:फोनबाट, आज बेलुका खाना के छ

श्रीमती: बिष

श्रीमान:त्यसो भए तिमि खाएर सुत्नु म बाहिरै खाएर आउछु

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

श्रीमति : हिजो तपाईं धेरै पिउनु भएर ढल तिर लड्नु भएको थियो, यसरी पनि पिउनु हुन्छ ?

श्रीमान : के गर्नु सबै गलत संगतको असर हो, ४ जना साथी १ बोटल रक्सी, ३नै जना बेवकुफहरु रक्सी नखाने परे त्यसैले धेर भयो ।